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spiros 13-10-2004 10:14

otan akouseis gia prwth fora to xarakthrismo "karaflas" h falakras h "krima re c o mixalis (opws se lene telospadwn) htan oreo paidi alla koita pws egine! tou epesan ta mallia" ta ksanaleme :roll: :roll: (den to lew me kakia apla eine gegonos oti ayta ta leei o kosmos.)

Keyser_Soze 13-10-2004 11:22

gsolidak, you're the man


File spiro akou ton palaioura :P .Same here,25 eimai kai ta 30 mou fainontai poly konta.An mporousa na kratisw aplws auta pou exw gia namai se katastasi "Basinas tou 2001" kai na mhn ginw Gewrgatos thamai eyxaristhmenos

Keyser_Soze 13-10-2004 11:32

spiros, to "karaflas" toxw akousei kai apoti leei o qsolidak thatoxei akousei kai autos. O kosmos einai panta etoimos na stin pei kai na fantasteis den eimai kai thanasis Veggos etsi?Apla tous erxetai eukolo kai profanes.Opws egw mporei na pw kapoion me koilia xontro(kai as einai aplws ypervaros). Apla se ponaei tis prwtes fores(opws ola :twisted: ) giati akoma den toxeis syneidotopoihsei,les "Ma giati to leei auto",meta i epidrash pernaei grigora
Oso gia to "wraio paidi alla koita pws egine" na sou pw 2 pragmata:

1) An eisai wraio paidi NAI tha xaseis poly ALLA DEN tha svisteis teleiws. Nai yparxoun kopeles pou lene "Ela re o Basinas einai karaflas"(apla mourxetai eukolo paradeigma o Basinas) paroti i idia kopela otan ton eixe dei me kapelo elege "Mmmmmmmm,wraio paidi" alla yparxoun kai kopeles (kai malista arketes) pou lene gia alla paidia (oxi ton Basina :P ) "kai xereis e?o X den einai asximo paidi,wraios einai" kai malista autes einai pio polles. Apla den thaxeis isws tin idia eukolia sta one night stand xerw gw...

2) To sizitagame kapote me ton LL, na xereis o perissoteros kosmos DEN to leei me kakia oute me lypisi,ok kapou mesa tou xairontai pou den exoun to provlima sou alla den to lene opws "Krima to paidi,den exei podia" pou einai mia ontws asximi katastash,to lene etsi,san endeiktiko stoixeio.Kai xereis pote tha arxiseis na to xepernas? Otan les kai sy gia allous "Ti poios einai o X,re?O karaflas apo tin sxolh,den ton thymasai"

Sedemagon 13-10-2004 11:46

LOL
:D :D :D
File kane pio ekei giati i falakrasou kanei antanaklasi ston ilio kai me tiflonei!!!!
XAXAXA

spiros 13-10-2004 12:23

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Keyser_Soze 13-10-2004 16:22

spire, loool,o Panoutsos thymamai persy se mia Athlitikh Kyriaki(karaflas kai o idios,e?) gelagane mazi me ton Karpet kai toulege re paidi mou AKRIVWS auto gia tin xoura,oti yparxoun 2 eidh karaflwn stin mpala,o perifanokaraflas pou leei "Magia mou kai kamari mou" kai o xouras pou ta pairnei wste na leei o allos "Karafliase or ta xyrizei".Megale,den thelw na se apogoitepsw alla i xoura den tha peisei K-A-N-E-N-A oti einai epilogi sou,apla re paidi mou ISWS petyxeis ena kalytero apotelesma.Opws kapoios einai xontros as poume alla me ta fardia rouxa i ta maura den tha koroidepsei kanena oti einai adynatos apla den tha xtypaei asxhma.Kai na xereis ,i prwth skepsi olwn thanai: Ton troba karafliazei giauto ta xyrizei.Bebaia to syn einai oti amesws meta,an sou paei,tha to xehasoun kai thasai kai pali mouri

OMWWWWWWWWWS, sto GQ Septemvriou eixe stin styli peripoiisis malliwn arthro gia peripoiisi..karaflwn :lol: i sxedon kartaflwn kai exigouse giati kai meis exoume anagi apo peripoiisi kai malista arketi. Anyway, enas typos pou douleue sta megalytera kommwthria tis Agglias elege afenos oti an thes na ta xyriseis prepei naxeis GAMATA SXHMATISMENO kranio,diladi den pernei olo ton kosmo na ta xyrisei,o Giannakopoulos thewreitai wreos kai etsi enw o Xatzaras tou Arh px gamise ta kai afeterou (edw milaei gia tin periptwsi pou den eisai entelws karaflas) elege xarakthristika oti "Mporw na kanw thaumata me mia xtena kai ena psalidi i mia xyristiki sto 2 i to 3-einai oi skales tis mhxanis,me to 1 na einai 3mm,to minimum-alla den yparxei tipota pou i no1 i to xyrisma mporoun na krypsoun)"

spiros 13-10-2004 17:33

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Keyser_Soze 13-10-2004 19:41

spiros, ela re malaka xalarwse,o Panoutsos einai 55-60, o typos toxei dextei,den kanei ton tzoveno kai malista asteieuetai kiolas.Mhn trelenesai,den exoun oloi to to complex mas :oops:

Gia tin xoura: Re sy,OUTWS I ALLWS den tha sou poun tipota meta apona mhna!!! :P Kai sta paradeigmata pou les mhn nomizes oti den fainotan oti karafliazoun,apla den asxolountan giati tous pigene,den soupa oti thasai aisxos,soupa oti mhn nomizeis oti tha koroidepseis kanena.

p.s. Ton Lex Luthor ton evlepa kana 3ari xronia prin to Smallville se mia seira(Zoe,Duncan,Jack&Jane) me malli karfaki (to palikari exei gamw ta mallia),den mou fainotan flwraki :lol: Anyway,xerw arketes gomenes (metaxy tous kai i dikia mou) pou vriskoun poly wraio paidi ton Michael Rosenbaum,allh mia apodeixh autou pou soulega: Nai,thaxaseis apo to malli alla an eisai wraios en geni den tha sviseis apo ton xarth

p.s.1 Gia to mousi ase file!!! :P Mhn ta les se mena...Apo 3i Gymnasiou eixa!!Kai tokopsa fetos!!Panw stin Agglia erxontan atoma kai mou xanasystinontan,den me anagnwrizan!!! :P Kala otan adynatisa kiolas poly gelio,twra pou piga sta genethlia tou kollitou mou i mana tou den me katalabe kai kati filoi tou aderfou tou den mou milisan :P Poly gelio.Ase pou pisteuan pws eimai o mikroteros aderfos mou :P

spiros 13-10-2004 21:21

Sorry man... to atomo APLA TOU PAEI H KSOURA...



teleiws antikeimenika, sth 2h pic eine kaliteros. Episis ayto den einai GAMW ta malllia, eine ena OK malli. Kata th gnwmh mou eine poly psilo to metopo tou... :)
Episis opws eidate, an ke exei OLA ta lefta tou kosmou, den exei malli, ARA H EMFYTEYSH DEN EINAI LYSH! :wink: :wink: :wink: :P :P

Etoimo! TON KARGIOLI! AN MOU PHGENE TOSO I KSOURA THA HTHELA NA MOU PESOUNE!!! POUSTHS ANTRAS! :twisted: :twisted:

wolfhawk 14-10-2004 00:10

H 1η φωτό δεν φαίνεται spiros!

spiros 14-10-2004 00:22

Tosa googlesearch poy exw kanei na brw photo toy me mallia, an anoiksei kanenas to PC mou tha nomizei oti eime gayoulas!
Wait na to ftiaxw!!!

spiros 14-10-2004 00:34


Gamw ta mallia exei, e keyser?? :ole: :ole: :ole:
Egw ayto pou exei sto pisw meros tou kefaliou to lew KARAFLA. :evil: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: kai mh mou peite oti den eine, giati fenete pentakathara.

wolfhawk 14-10-2004 00:36

Κοίτα ντοκουμέντα που έχει ο paparazzi ο spiros! Μέχρι κ photo από πίσω βρήκε! :lol:

gsolidak 14-10-2004 00:44

loipon molis phga kai koureuthka... meta apo 2 mhnes kai 20 meres... mia kai logw douleias kai periballontos auto ton kairo de me endiefere h emfanish mou...
kai blepw oti exw arxisei na araiwnw sobara opote h suzhthsh exei nohma kai gia emena....
skeftomoun diafora....

1)anamesa sta opoia to pws blepoun oi alloi kapoion. kai 8umh8hka ta e3hs: mia 55 xronh kuria phge prin apo ena mhna se ena gamo....
kai gurnwntas mou leei kalo paidi o gampros, alla falakros kai emoiaze me ton A, hthan ushxos adunamos.... .ktlp....
kai suneidhtopoiw oti apo tous 5 -6 gnwstous 35-40 xronwn pou 8a moprouse na anaferei h gnwsth mou anefere oti emoiaze sto mono pou eixe mallia.. oi alloi 5 einai entelws glompoi alla profanws polu pio gamw ta atoma kai gia auto telika eipe oti emoiaze me ton A... kai oxi me kapoion apo tous 5 falakrous. Ara telika den ainai auto pou ka8orizei thn olh entupwsh pou dhmiourgei kapoios...

apo thn allh an kapoios exei 10 problhmata sthn emfanish sthn koinwnikothta, sthn efuia, sto xarakthra kai tou pesoun ta mallia einai eukolo na kathgorhsei ta mallia tou ws th monadikh kai megisth aitia gia thn aporipsh pou dexetai. Malista me dedomeno oti den morei na kanei kati gia auto na 8ewrhsei oti o 8eos ftaiei gia ta deina pou trabaei pou den tou edwse alla mallia... opote de xreiazetai na kanei kai tipota gia na beltiwsei ta upoloipa (8aumasios mhxanismos amunas)

2) by the way phga kai peluna ta mallia mou se mia gnwsth giati o brwmokinezos pou ta ekopse den ekane wash.... opote pianoume thn koubenta kai mou leei otienas gnwstos ths eixe htan polu agxwmenos kai eixe parei ta farmaka. kai meta den tou ekane koukou.... opote neuriase kai ta ekopse....

epi telous as dokimasei kapoios na doume ti 8a ginei :-) To proscar e3allou an to grapsete se kanena bibliario kapiou hlikiwmenou gia BPH 8a er8ei kai sxedon tsampa... me temaxisma sta 5...


3) gegonos einai oti thn teleutaia xronia exw gamh8ei sto agxos kai sthn talaipwria se apisteuto ba8m toso sth douleia oso kai sta proswpika... to opoio dhmiourghse mia ais8hth epitaxunsh ths ptwshs twn malliwn... ta opoia etsi kai alliws kapote suntoma 8a peftane.... pantws osoi ta exete akoma apofeugetai tis kakotopies....

4) gia thn 3oura einai analoga me to atomo ..pantws exw akousei kai egw apo kommwtria oti paizei rolo to sxhma tou kraniou.... bebaia einai sigouro oti 8a to katalaboun.. sa na leme oti den 3ereis poia gomena einai fusikh 3an8ia... kai poia einai bamenh... pantws emena de me xalaei an einai bamenh... kai ths paei.... opote.... den exei shmasia oti 8a se katalaboun an sou paei....

arketa asxolh8hka me trixe shmera :-)

spiros 14-10-2004 00:47

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Keyser_Soze 14-10-2004 00:59

spire, sto Zoe,Duncan,Jack &Jane eixe GAMW TA MALLIA me karfaki kai etsi.O 1os kyklos einai tou 99,psaxe an thes apokei foto re palio gaoula. Episis opws vlepeis KAI STIN FOTOGRAFIA sou apo to Smallville i hairline tou mia xara einai!!!EKOUSIWS DEN EXEI MALLIA sto Smallville gia tis anages tou rolou!! Ante xekolla tous evgales olous karaflous,complexike :P
Kai oso gia tin emfyteusi: Megale an eixa araiwsi EKEI(opws vlepis akoma KAI se authn tin foto mprosta kala paei) kai malista se tetoio vathmo oute pou tha to skeftomoun.Oso gia ta lefta ti na sou pw,o Alvertos tou Monaco (afinw Basinades,Bruce Willis ktl stin akrh) tha souftane ws paradeigma alla auto den leei tipota,ta lefta den metrane,polloi anthrwpoi me ligotera lefta ekanan ara re sy einai kathara thema anthrwpou,xronou,image (min nomizeis oti oloi exoun tromero complex,px o Agasi i o Zidane exeis dei ti gomenes exoun,ti skata parapanw na kanoun me to malli me kindyno na tous gelaei -adika kata tin gnwmi mou-o kosmos?Skepsou ligo,ektos an stirizesai se auto(px nasai i Pamela kai na thes na valeis vyzia gia na pas sto Baywatch) den tin perneis etsi eukola tin apofasi.)


p.s. Etsi psilo metwpo exw kai gw,les na tous travixw mia xoura? :lol:

Keyser_Soze 14-10-2004 01:05

gsolidak, my point exactly gia to teleutaio, an sou paei xestike o allos apla lew tosa post twra ston spiro oti me tin xoura den peitheis kanena oti exeis mallia

spiros 14-10-2004 01:10

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Keyser_Soze 14-10-2004 01:13

combover is...what???

H mallakia file me mena einai auti,eimai melaxrinos(apo thymamai apo mia foto eisai kai sy melaxroinos e?) eytyxws den exw poly leuko derma(ektos apo twra pou gyrisa apo tin gamw Agglia pou vlepame hlio 2 fores ton xrono) kai malista to kalokairi otan maurizw einai poly kalytera ta pragmata.Kala pou den exw paxia frydia xerw gw :P

spiros 14-10-2004 01:17

Lol. DEN KSEREIS?? Combover is




Edit. Pare kai allh mia koryfea!!
PS.Ke egw paxia frydia kai melaxroinos derma-malli!


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